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Birthday Bitch Round Ceramic Coaster with Black Text - White

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Description

This round ceramic coaster says exactly what it thinks, in two lines of bold black capitals: "BIRTHDAY BITCH." The lettering runs across the middle of a clean white face, finished with a full stop for good measure, and the rest of the surface is left plain so the words do all the talking. The matt finish keeps the white soft and the type crisp, with none of the glare of a glossy glaze. At 10cm across and half a centimetre deep, it is a neat, slim disc that lies flat on a desk, a bedside table or a kitchen worktop.

It is made for the birthday that calls for a laugh rather than a sentimental card. We like it as a small gift on its own, or tucked in alongside a bottle of something or a box of chocolates, for anyone whose sense of humour runs to the cheeky side. Once the candles are out, it earns its keep as an everyday coaster: somewhere to set down a morning coffee at work, a glass of wine in the evening or a cup of tea by the bed. The wording is blunt, so it suits a home office, a kitchen or a bedroom better than a dining table set for a family lunch.

The coaster is made of ceramic with a smooth matt surface. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, and treat it as gently as any ceramic piece, since a hard knock on a tiled floor can chip it. Its round shape and slim profile mean it tucks easily into a drawer between uses. For gifting, wrap it in a square of tissue and tie it with ribbon, or leave it face up by their plate on the birthday morning, so the message is read before the first cup goes down.

Specification
Material Ceramic
Colour White
Finish Matt
Diameter 10cm
Depth 0.5cm
Weight 0.094kg
Occasion Birthday
Frequently Asked

What size is the coaster?

It measures 10cm across and half a centimetre deep, a slim round disc that lies flat on a desk, side table or worktop.

What does the coaster say?

It reads "BIRTHDAY BITCH." in bold black capitals over two lines across the centre of its white face, full stop included.

What is it made of and what is the finish like?

The coaster is made of ceramic with a matt white finish, so the surface is soft rather than shiny and the black lettering stays crisp.

How do I clean it?

As good general practice for ceramic, wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, and avoid knocking it against hard surfaces that could chip it.

Is it a good birthday gift?

It makes a cheeky birthday gift for someone who enjoys blunt humour, either on its own or tucked in alongside a bottle or a box of chocolates.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This round ceramic coaster says exactly what it thinks, in two lines of bold black capitals: "BIRTHDAY BITCH." The lettering runs across the middle of a clean white face, finished with a full stop for good measure, and the rest of the surface is left plain so the words do all the talking. The matt finish keeps the white soft and the type crisp, with none of the glare of a glossy glaze. At 10cm across and half a centimetre deep, it is a neat, slim disc that lies flat on a desk, a bedside table or a kitchen worktop.

    It is made for the birthday that calls for a laugh rather than a sentimental card. We like it as a small gift on its own, or tucked in alongside a bottle of something or a box of chocolates, for anyone whose sense of humour runs to the cheeky side. Once the candles are out, it earns its keep as an everyday coaster: somewhere to set down a morning coffee at work, a glass of wine in the evening or a cup of tea by the bed. The wording is blunt, so it suits a home office, a kitchen or a bedroom better than a dining table set for a family lunch.

    The coaster is made of ceramic with a smooth matt surface. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, and treat it as gently as any ceramic piece, since a hard knock on a tiled floor can chip it. Its round shape and slim profile mean it tucks easily into a drawer between uses. For gifting, wrap it in a square of tissue and tie it with ribbon, or leave it face up by their plate on the birthday morning, so the message is read before the first cup goes down.

    Specification
    Material Ceramic
    Colour White
    Finish Matt
    Diameter 10cm
    Depth 0.5cm
    Weight 0.094kg
    Occasion Birthday
    Frequently Asked

    What size is the coaster?

    It measures 10cm across and half a centimetre deep, a slim round disc that lies flat on a desk, side table or worktop.

    What does the coaster say?

    It reads "BIRTHDAY BITCH." in bold black capitals over two lines across the centre of its white face, full stop included.

    What is it made of and what is the finish like?

    The coaster is made of ceramic with a matt white finish, so the surface is soft rather than shiny and the black lettering stays crisp.

    How do I clean it?

    As good general practice for ceramic, wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, and avoid knocking it against hard surfaces that could chip it.

    Is it a good birthday gift?

    It makes a cheeky birthday gift for someone who enjoys blunt humour, either on its own or tucked in alongside a bottle or a box of chocolates.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.