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Absofuckinglutely Sign Rectangular Wooden Wall Plaque - Black

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Description

This wooden wall plaque gets straight to the point with one word, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, spelled out in bold capitals across a black face. Each cream letter carries a deep red block shadow, so the word seems to lift off the background and reads clearly from across the room. The lettering sits on a recessed centre panel inside a raised edge, a thin pale line traces the border, and the shaped, rounded ends give it the look of a traditional sign. It measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep.

Its long, slim shape fits where a framed print would not: above a doorway, along a picture ledge, over a desk or across the top of a bookcase. Hung on the wall it makes a neat, low line that is easy to place, and propped on a shelf or mantelpiece against the wall it sits happily where everyone will see it. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's room. For anyone who answers every question with an emphatic yes, it makes a cheeky gift that is sure to raise a laugh when it is unwrapped.

The plaque is made of wood and finished in black, front and back. A sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook with no cord to fuss over, and the teeth let you nudge it level once it is up. At just 2cm deep it sits close to the wall. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp. For the biggest reaction, hang it where visitors will spot it the moment they walk in.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour Black
Height 7.5cm
Width 47.5cm
Depth 2cm
Weight 0.222kg
Frequently Asked

How big is this wall plaque?

It measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep, a long, slim shape that suits a narrow stretch of wall above a door or desk.

How does the plaque hang on the wall?

A sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook, and you can nudge it level once it is up.

Can it sit on a shelf instead of hanging?

Yes, it can be propped upright on a shelf, mantelpiece or picture ledge with its back resting against the wall behind it.

What is the plaque made of and what colour is it?

It is made of wood and finished in black, with cream lettering, a deep red block shadow behind each letter and a thin pale border line.

What exactly does the sign say?

It reads ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY in bold capitals. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's bedroom.

How should I look after it?

Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it indoors away from damp so the wood and lettering stay looking their best.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden wall plaque gets straight to the point with one word, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, spelled out in bold capitals across a black face. Each cream letter carries a deep red block shadow, so the word seems to lift off the background and reads clearly from across the room. The lettering sits on a recessed centre panel inside a raised edge, a thin pale line traces the border, and the shaped, rounded ends give it the look of a traditional sign. It measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep.

    Its long, slim shape fits where a framed print would not: above a doorway, along a picture ledge, over a desk or across the top of a bookcase. Hung on the wall it makes a neat, low line that is easy to place, and propped on a shelf or mantelpiece against the wall it sits happily where everyone will see it. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's room. For anyone who answers every question with an emphatic yes, it makes a cheeky gift that is sure to raise a laugh when it is unwrapped.

    The plaque is made of wood and finished in black, front and back. A sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook with no cord to fuss over, and the teeth let you nudge it level once it is up. At just 2cm deep it sits close to the wall. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp. For the biggest reaction, hang it where visitors will spot it the moment they walk in.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour Black
    Height 7.5cm
    Width 47.5cm
    Depth 2cm
    Weight 0.222kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is this wall plaque?

    It measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep, a long, slim shape that suits a narrow stretch of wall above a door or desk.

    How does the plaque hang on the wall?

    A sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook, and you can nudge it level once it is up.

    Can it sit on a shelf instead of hanging?

    Yes, it can be propped upright on a shelf, mantelpiece or picture ledge with its back resting against the wall behind it.

    What is the plaque made of and what colour is it?

    It is made of wood and finished in black, with cream lettering, a deep red block shadow behind each letter and a thin pale border line.

    What exactly does the sign say?

    It reads ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY in bold capitals. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's bedroom.

    How should I look after it?

    Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it indoors away from damp so the wood and lettering stay looking their best.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.