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"You Goat to Be Kidding" Shaped Wooden Standing Plaque

£499
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Description

This wooden standing plaque gives a shelf a goat with something to say. He is cut to his own outline, from the curling horns and wide, startled eyes to the long brown beard and knobbly legs, and he is drawn in soft pencil-style strokes in off-white with warm brown shading. His feet sit in a slot along the top of a white block base, and set into the front of that base is a pink panel reading "You goat to be kidding" in relaxed, handwritten-style dark lettering. The whole piece stands 14cm tall, 9cm wide and 2.6cm deep.

Because it stands on its own base, it needs no wall, no nails and no hooks: simply set it down. At 14cm tall it suits a bookshelf, a kitchen windowsill, a desk in a home office or the end of a mantelpiece, and at 2.6cm deep it tucks onto a narrow ledge without crowding it. The pun does the work, so it is the kind of piece that earns a smile from whoever passes it, and it brings a little farmyard humour to a room without taking over. It also makes a cheerful small gift that is easy to wrap.

The plaque is made of wood, and the goat is a flat cut-out with clean edges that follow his horns and beard closely. Turn it round and the back of both the goat and the base is plain off-white, so it looks tidy from behind as well as the front. Care is simple: dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it away from water and damp, as you would any wooden piece. Set it beside a few plants or a stack of books, or slip it into a gift bag with a card for someone who likes their humour gentle and a little silly.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour Multi
Height 14cm
Width 9cm
Depth 2.6cm
Weight 0.079kg
Frequently Asked

How big is the goat plaque?

It stands 14cm tall, 9cm wide and 2.6cm deep, a compact size that sits happily on a shelf, a windowsill or a desk.

Does it need hanging on a wall?

No, it is freestanding. The goat sits on its own white block base, so you simply set it down on a flat surface with no nails or hooks needed.

What does the plaque say?

The pink panel on the front of the base reads "You goat to be kidding" in dark, handwritten-style lettering beneath the illustrated goat.

What is the plaque made of?

It is made of wood, with the goat cut to his own outline and standing on a white base with a pink panel set into the front.

What does the back of the plaque look like?

The back of both the goat and the base is plain off-white, so the piece looks neat wherever it can be seen from behind.

How do I look after the wooden plaque?

Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it away from water and damp, as you would with any wooden piece in the home.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden standing plaque gives a shelf a goat with something to say. He is cut to his own outline, from the curling horns and wide, startled eyes to the long brown beard and knobbly legs, and he is drawn in soft pencil-style strokes in off-white with warm brown shading. His feet sit in a slot along the top of a white block base, and set into the front of that base is a pink panel reading "You goat to be kidding" in relaxed, handwritten-style dark lettering. The whole piece stands 14cm tall, 9cm wide and 2.6cm deep.

    Because it stands on its own base, it needs no wall, no nails and no hooks: simply set it down. At 14cm tall it suits a bookshelf, a kitchen windowsill, a desk in a home office or the end of a mantelpiece, and at 2.6cm deep it tucks onto a narrow ledge without crowding it. The pun does the work, so it is the kind of piece that earns a smile from whoever passes it, and it brings a little farmyard humour to a room without taking over. It also makes a cheerful small gift that is easy to wrap.

    The plaque is made of wood, and the goat is a flat cut-out with clean edges that follow his horns and beard closely. Turn it round and the back of both the goat and the base is plain off-white, so it looks tidy from behind as well as the front. Care is simple: dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it away from water and damp, as you would any wooden piece. Set it beside a few plants or a stack of books, or slip it into a gift bag with a card for someone who likes their humour gentle and a little silly.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour Multi
    Height 14cm
    Width 9cm
    Depth 2.6cm
    Weight 0.079kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the goat plaque?

    It stands 14cm tall, 9cm wide and 2.6cm deep, a compact size that sits happily on a shelf, a windowsill or a desk.

    Does it need hanging on a wall?

    No, it is freestanding. The goat sits on its own white block base, so you simply set it down on a flat surface with no nails or hooks needed.

    What does the plaque say?

    The pink panel on the front of the base reads "You goat to be kidding" in dark, handwritten-style lettering beneath the illustrated goat.

    What is the plaque made of?

    It is made of wood, with the goat cut to his own outline and standing on a white base with a pink panel set into the front.

    What does the back of the plaque look like?

    The back of both the goat and the base is plain off-white, so the piece looks neat wherever it can be seen from behind.

    How do I look after the wooden plaque?

    Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it away from water and damp, as you would with any wooden piece in the home.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.