There Is No F in Swearing Rectangular Metal Plaque - Silver

This rectangular metal plaque carries a cheeky bit of wordplay, spelled out in bold raised capitals: THERE IS NO F IN SWEARING. The letters and the border are polished to a bright silver shine and sit against a black ground, so the message reads clearly from across a room. Each end finishes in a small rounded tab with a fixing hole, giving it the look of an old-fashioned door or workshop sign. It measures 18.9cm across, 4.8cm high and 0.7cm deep, a neat size that fits on a door, above a workbench or beside a light switch without taking over the wall.

It is a natural fit for the places where the odd word slips out: a garage, a workshop, a home bar, a games room or the study door of someone who has heard the joke before and still laughs. Being so slim, it also works on a kitchen cupboard or pantry door where a larger sign would feel crowded. As a gift, it suits dads with a dry sense of humour and makes a fun Father's Day present that takes up very little wall space. It is a good choice for a new home too, a small first sign for anyone who has just got the keys.

The front is polished to a bright silver, with the black ground filling the space around the letters, while the back is left flat and plain in a soft matt grey so it sits snugly against the surface. To put it up, fix a small screw through the hole in each end tab; on plasterboard, a wall plug for each screw holds it firm. Care is simple: dust it with a soft dry cloth, or wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it to keep the shine bright. Hang it at eye level by the door so every visitor reads it on the way in.

How big is the plaque?

It measures 18.9cm across, 4.8cm high and 0.7cm deep, small enough for a door or a narrow strip of wall beside a frame or switch.

What does the plaque say?

It reads THERE IS NO F IN SWEARING in bold raised capitals across two lines, a play on words that always raises a smile.

How do I put it up?

There is a fixing hole in the rounded tab at each end, so it fixes flat to a wall or door with two small screws, using wall plugs on plasterboard.

What is it made of and what colour is it?

It is made of metal, with a shiny silver finish on the letters and border set against a black ground so the words stand out clearly.

Would it make a good gift for my dad?

Yes, it is a fun Father's Day gift for dads who enjoy a cheeky joke, and it suits a garage, workshop or home bar.

How do I look after it?

Dust it with a soft dry cloth, or wipe it gently with a damp cloth and dry it afterwards to keep the silver shine bright.