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Smart Ass Donkey Wooden Plaque with Hanging Cord - Brown

£599
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Description

This wooden donkey plaque brings a grin to the wall with a cheeky pun, the words "such a smart ass" written beside a grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears and a tuft of dark hair standing up between them. The illustration has a soft, watercolour look, and the donkey peers out with wide eyes and a broad, slightly sheepish smile. The design sits on an off-white panel with a faint weathered wood-grain finish, set inside a raised brown wooden border that gives the plaque the look of a shallow box frame. It measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep.

Because the joke is a gentle one, the plaque settles happily into a kitchen, a hallway, a sitting room or a home office, anywhere a passing glance deserves a smile. At 19cm wide it fits beside a coat hook, between two doorways or above a desk without crowding the space, and its natural wood border sits comfortably alongside rustic and farmhouse pieces. The farmyard character suits a country kitchen especially well, with a wink rather than a rooster. It also makes a fun little gift, the kind of present that gets read out loud the moment the wrapping comes off and then hung up straight away.

The plaque hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook or nail is all it needs, and the plain brown back sits flat against the wall. The raised wooden border gives the panel a little depth and a soft shadow line. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and hang it away from damp and strong direct sunlight so the wood and the print stay fresh. Place it at eye level by the back door, or tuck it into a gift bag with a card that lets the joke speak for itself.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour Brown
Height 21cm
Width 19cm
Depth 2cm
Weight 0.221kg
Frequently Asked

How big is the donkey plaque?

It measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep, a compact size that suits a hallway, kitchen or home office wall without crowding it.

How does the plaque hang?

It hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook, nail or picture pin is all you need.

What is the plaque made of?

It is made of wood, with a raised brown wooden border around an off-white printed panel that has a faint weathered wood-grain look.

What does the plaque say?

It reads "such a smart ass" in a relaxed handwritten-style script, set beside a grinning grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears.

How do I look after it?

Dust it gently with a soft dry cloth now and then, and hang it indoors away from damp and strong direct sunlight to keep the wood and print looking fresh.

Would it make a good gift?

We think so. The cheeky pun and the friendly donkey make it a fun little present that is easy to wrap and ready to hang.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden donkey plaque brings a grin to the wall with a cheeky pun, the words "such a smart ass" written beside a grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears and a tuft of dark hair standing up between them. The illustration has a soft, watercolour look, and the donkey peers out with wide eyes and a broad, slightly sheepish smile. The design sits on an off-white panel with a faint weathered wood-grain finish, set inside a raised brown wooden border that gives the plaque the look of a shallow box frame. It measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep.

    Because the joke is a gentle one, the plaque settles happily into a kitchen, a hallway, a sitting room or a home office, anywhere a passing glance deserves a smile. At 19cm wide it fits beside a coat hook, between two doorways or above a desk without crowding the space, and its natural wood border sits comfortably alongside rustic and farmhouse pieces. The farmyard character suits a country kitchen especially well, with a wink rather than a rooster. It also makes a fun little gift, the kind of present that gets read out loud the moment the wrapping comes off and then hung up straight away.

    The plaque hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook or nail is all it needs, and the plain brown back sits flat against the wall. The raised wooden border gives the panel a little depth and a soft shadow line. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and hang it away from damp and strong direct sunlight so the wood and the print stay fresh. Place it at eye level by the back door, or tuck it into a gift bag with a card that lets the joke speak for itself.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour Brown
    Height 21cm
    Width 19cm
    Depth 2cm
    Weight 0.221kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the donkey plaque?

    It measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep, a compact size that suits a hallway, kitchen or home office wall without crowding it.

    How does the plaque hang?

    It hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook, nail or picture pin is all you need.

    What is the plaque made of?

    It is made of wood, with a raised brown wooden border around an off-white printed panel that has a faint weathered wood-grain look.

    What does the plaque say?

    It reads "such a smart ass" in a relaxed handwritten-style script, set beside a grinning grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears.

    How do I look after it?

    Dust it gently with a soft dry cloth now and then, and hang it indoors away from damp and strong direct sunlight to keep the wood and print looking fresh.

    Would it make a good gift?

    We think so. The cheeky pun and the friendly donkey make it a fun little present that is easy to wrap and ready to hang.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.