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My Relationship with Whisky Is on the Rocks Slate Coaster - Black

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Description

This square slate coaster carries a wry little joke in pale grey lettering: my relationship with whisky is on the rocks. The words mix bold capitals with looping script, with ROCKS set inside a plaque-style panel and a curling flourish beneath, all against the deep black of the slate. It measures 10cm across each way and 1cm deep, a size that comfortably takes a tumbler, a wine glass or a mug. The edges are left rough rather than polished, giving the square a rugged outline that suits the old-fashioned lettering.

It belongs wherever a drink is set down: beside a favourite armchair, on a home bar, a sideboard or a desk where the day ends with a nightcap. The pun works best where people gather, and it tends to get a laugh the moment a guest puts a glass on it. Black and grey sit easily with dark wood, leather and brass, and just as well in a brighter, modern room, while the square shape lines up neatly on a shelf or a tray. As a gift it needs no explanation: the joke does the work, and a slate coaster is something that gets used every day rather than tucked away in a drawer.

The coaster is a single flat square of slate, 1cm deep, so it sits steady on a table and gives a glass a firm, level base. The lettering stands out in soft grey against the black face, easy to read from across a table. Looking after it is simple: wipe it with a damp cloth after use, let it dry fully, and dust it with a soft dry cloth between times, as you would any slate. We like it set out on a tray beside a bottle and a heavy tumbler, or wrapped alongside a favourite bottle as a gift that raises a smile.

Specification
Colour Black
Size 10 x 10cm
Depth 1cm
Weight 0.122kg
Frequently Asked

How big is this slate coaster?

It measures 10cm across each way and 1cm deep, so there is plenty of room for a whisky tumbler, a wine glass or a mug.

What does the coaster say?

It reads MY RELATIONSHIP with WHISKY is on the ROCKS, in pale grey lettering that mixes bold capitals with looping script on the black slate.

What is the coaster made of?

The coaster is made of slate, a flat square with roughly finished edges that give it a rugged outline.

How should I clean the coaster?

Wipe it with a damp cloth after use and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth as needed.

What colour is the coaster?

The slate is black, and the lettering and flourishes stand out in a soft pale grey that is easy to read.

Would this coaster make a good gift?

Yes, the whisky joke makes it an easy gift that raises a smile, and it is a coaster that gets used every day.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This square slate coaster carries a wry little joke in pale grey lettering: my relationship with whisky is on the rocks. The words mix bold capitals with looping script, with ROCKS set inside a plaque-style panel and a curling flourish beneath, all against the deep black of the slate. It measures 10cm across each way and 1cm deep, a size that comfortably takes a tumbler, a wine glass or a mug. The edges are left rough rather than polished, giving the square a rugged outline that suits the old-fashioned lettering.

    It belongs wherever a drink is set down: beside a favourite armchair, on a home bar, a sideboard or a desk where the day ends with a nightcap. The pun works best where people gather, and it tends to get a laugh the moment a guest puts a glass on it. Black and grey sit easily with dark wood, leather and brass, and just as well in a brighter, modern room, while the square shape lines up neatly on a shelf or a tray. As a gift it needs no explanation: the joke does the work, and a slate coaster is something that gets used every day rather than tucked away in a drawer.

    The coaster is a single flat square of slate, 1cm deep, so it sits steady on a table and gives a glass a firm, level base. The lettering stands out in soft grey against the black face, easy to read from across a table. Looking after it is simple: wipe it with a damp cloth after use, let it dry fully, and dust it with a soft dry cloth between times, as you would any slate. We like it set out on a tray beside a bottle and a heavy tumbler, or wrapped alongside a favourite bottle as a gift that raises a smile.

    Specification
    Colour Black
    Size 10 x 10cm
    Depth 1cm
    Weight 0.122kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is this slate coaster?

    It measures 10cm across each way and 1cm deep, so there is plenty of room for a whisky tumbler, a wine glass or a mug.

    What does the coaster say?

    It reads MY RELATIONSHIP with WHISKY is on the ROCKS, in pale grey lettering that mixes bold capitals with looping script on the black slate.

    What is the coaster made of?

    The coaster is made of slate, a flat square with roughly finished edges that give it a rugged outline.

    How should I clean the coaster?

    Wipe it with a damp cloth after use and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth as needed.

    What colour is the coaster?

    The slate is black, and the lettering and flourishes stand out in a soft pale grey that is easy to read.

    Would this coaster make a good gift?

    Yes, the whisky joke makes it an easy gift that raises a smile, and it is a coaster that gets used every day.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.