Mum You're The Tits Lidded Tin Scented Candle 250ml - White

This cheeky scented candle tells Mum what the family thinks of her, with the words "MUM YOU'RE THE TITS." printed in bold black capitals across a crisp white label. The phrase runs round the whole tin in repeating lines, and the lid carries it again on top, so the joke lands from every angle. Inside sits creamy white wax around a single wick, poured into a round silver tin with a fitted lid. The 250ml tin stands 7cm tall and 7.8cm across, a compact size that fits a bedside table, a desk or a mantelpiece without taking over.

It suits the mum who laughs loudest at a rude card, and it makes a brilliant Mother's Day gift when flowers feel too polite. It works as well as a birthday present, tucked into a gift bag with a card that carries on the joke. At home it sits happily in a living room, a bedroom or a home office, where the bold black and white lettering raises a smile every time she reaches for the matches. The lid closes over the tin between burns to keep dust off the wax, and at 7cm tall it is an easy shape to wrap.

The slogan is printed on a white wrap label around the tin, with a matching label on the lid, and the silver tin needs no more than a wipe with a soft dry cloth to stay bright. Burn the candle on a stable surface away from draughts and curtains, trim the wick before relighting, and never leave a burning candle unattended or within reach of children and pets. Once the wax has gone, the tin and its lid make a handy home for hair grips, paperclips or spare change. For a gift that does the talking for you, pop the lid on, tie a ribbon round the tin and let her read it for herself.

How big is this candle?

It comes in a 250ml tin that stands 7cm tall and measures 7.8cm across, so it sits neatly on a bedside table, desk or mantelpiece.

What words are printed on the tin?

The white wrap label repeats MUM YOU'RE THE TITS. in bold black capitals all the way round, and the lid carries the same words on top.

Does the candle have a lid?

Yes, the round silver tin has a fitted lid that closes over the candle between burns to keep dust off the wax. The tin can be reused once the candle is finished.

Is it a good Mother's Day gift?

It makes a cheeky Mother's Day gift for a mum with a good sense of humour, and it works just as well as a birthday present.

How should I look after the candle?

Burn it on a stable surface away from draughts, trim the wick before relighting and never leave it burning unattended. Wipe the tin with a soft dry cloth.