Legend Whisky No Work Slogan Square Slate Coaster - Black

This square slate coaster carries a cheeky whisky slogan that raises a smile before the first sip. It reads "This WHISKY tastes like I'M NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW" in grey lettering on a black face, with scrolled flourishes, small stars and dots framing the message at the top and bottom. The word whisky stands tall in the middle in a bold, old-fashioned typeface, while the closing line runs in neat capitals, so the joke reads clearly from across the table. The coaster measures 10cm across each side and 1cm deep, which gives a tumbler or a mug plenty of room, and its edges have a rough, natural look that suits the dark slate.

Set it beside the armchair where the evening dram lives, on a home bar, a sideboard or a desk in the study, and it does a useful job while keeping the mood light. The black face sits comfortably with dark wood, leather and brass, and the grey lettering is easy to read without shouting for attention. It works just as well under a coffee cup on a Friday morning as it does under a glass of single malt once the week is done. As a gift it says plenty in very few words, and it is small and flat enough to wrap with ease.

The slogan and its flourishes sit in grey across the black slate, and at 1cm deep it lies flat on the table. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a damp cloth and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth between uses. For a gift with real warmth, set it beside a favourite tumbler or a bottle, so the joke is the first thing they read.

What size is the whisky slogan coaster?

It measures 10cm across each side and is 1cm deep, so a tumbler, a wine glass or a mug sits on it with room to spare.

What does the coaster say?

It reads "This WHISKY tastes like I'M NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW" in grey lettering, framed by scrolled flourishes, small stars and dots at the top and bottom.

What colour is the coaster?

The coaster is black, with the slogan and its decorative flourishes in a soft grey that stands out clearly against the dark slate face.

What shape is it?

It is square, with rough, natural-looking edges that give the dark slate face plenty of character on a bar, a sideboard or a desk.

How should I clean the slate coaster?

Wipe it with a damp cloth and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth as needed. This is general good practice for slate.

Does it make a good gift?

Yes, its light-hearted whisky slogan makes it a cheerful gift, and its small, flat square shape is easy to wrap or tuck beside a bottle.