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Didn't Have My Age Absolute Legend Slate Coaster - Black

£199
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Description

This square slate coaster carries a birthday message with a good sense of humour, engraved in soft grey lettering across its black face. It reads 'Didn't have my age so by definition that makes me an Absolute Legend', then goes on to call its owner one of a kind, built to last and someone who just keeps getting better. Rows of small stars and curling flourishes frame the words, and the mix of bold capitals and flowing script gives it the look of an old shop sign. It measures 10cm across each side and 1cm deep, which leaves room for a mug or a tumbler, and its edges have an uneven, rustic finish that suits the natural look of the stone.

We think it makes a cheerful birthday gift for anyone who enjoys a joke about getting older, and the message works just as well for a quiet birthday at home as for a bigger celebration. On a desk it keeps a morning coffee company, beside the sofa or on a bedside table it holds an evening drink, and on a home bar or a kitchen shelf it sits happily alongside glasses and bottles. Being small, flat and square, it tucks easily into a gift bag or a birthday hamper, and it is a gift that gets used every day rather than put away in a drawer.

The coaster is a single piece of slate 1cm thick, so it feels solid in the hand and lies flat on the table, and the lettering is engraved into its surface, showing grey against the black. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a damp cloth, let it dry fully and dust it with a soft dry cloth between uses. Pair it with a favourite beer, a bag of good coffee or a bottle of something special, and the birthday present is ready to wrap.

Specification
Colour Black
Size 10 x 10cm
Depth 1cm
Weight 0.115kg
Occasion Birthday
Frequently Asked

What size is the slate coaster?

It is a square 10cm across each side and 1cm deep, which gives enough room for most mugs, tumblers and everyday glasses.

What does the coaster say?

It reads 'Didn't have my age so by definition that makes me an Absolute Legend', with the lines One of a kind, Built to last and Just keeps getting better beneath it.

What colour is the coaster?

The coaster is black, with the lettering, stars and flourishes engraved in a soft grey, so the words stand out clearly against the dark slate.

Is this a good birthday gift?

We think so. Its tongue-in-cheek message about age makes it a fun birthday gift, and it is useful every day on a desk, a bedside table or a home bar.

How do I clean the slate coaster?

Wipe the slate with a damp cloth and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth as general good practice to keep it looking its best.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This square slate coaster carries a birthday message with a good sense of humour, engraved in soft grey lettering across its black face. It reads 'Didn't have my age so by definition that makes me an Absolute Legend', then goes on to call its owner one of a kind, built to last and someone who just keeps getting better. Rows of small stars and curling flourishes frame the words, and the mix of bold capitals and flowing script gives it the look of an old shop sign. It measures 10cm across each side and 1cm deep, which leaves room for a mug or a tumbler, and its edges have an uneven, rustic finish that suits the natural look of the stone.

    We think it makes a cheerful birthday gift for anyone who enjoys a joke about getting older, and the message works just as well for a quiet birthday at home as for a bigger celebration. On a desk it keeps a morning coffee company, beside the sofa or on a bedside table it holds an evening drink, and on a home bar or a kitchen shelf it sits happily alongside glasses and bottles. Being small, flat and square, it tucks easily into a gift bag or a birthday hamper, and it is a gift that gets used every day rather than put away in a drawer.

    The coaster is a single piece of slate 1cm thick, so it feels solid in the hand and lies flat on the table, and the lettering is engraved into its surface, showing grey against the black. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a damp cloth, let it dry fully and dust it with a soft dry cloth between uses. Pair it with a favourite beer, a bag of good coffee or a bottle of something special, and the birthday present is ready to wrap.

    Specification
    Colour Black
    Size 10 x 10cm
    Depth 1cm
    Weight 0.115kg
    Occasion Birthday
    Frequently Asked

    What size is the slate coaster?

    It is a square 10cm across each side and 1cm deep, which gives enough room for most mugs, tumblers and everyday glasses.

    What does the coaster say?

    It reads 'Didn't have my age so by definition that makes me an Absolute Legend', with the lines One of a kind, Built to last and Just keeps getting better beneath it.

    What colour is the coaster?

    The coaster is black, with the lettering, stars and flourishes engraved in a soft grey, so the words stand out clearly against the dark slate.

    Is this a good birthday gift?

    We think so. Its tongue-in-cheek message about age makes it a fun birthday gift, and it is useful every day on a desk, a bedside table or a home bar.

    How do I clean the slate coaster?

    Wipe the slate with a damp cloth and let it dry fully, then dust it with a soft dry cloth as general good practice to keep it looking its best.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.