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Dad Can't Fix Stupid Spanner Wooden Plaque - Black & White

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Description

This wooden plaque is cut in the shape of a spanner, with DAD standing tall above it in bold black letters and CAN'T FIX STUPID printed across the handle between two small black stars. The lettering and the spanner's outline are black, and the face of the spanner is white, so the joke is easy to read at a glance. It is a small piece, 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter, and just 1.1cm deep, so it sits neatly on a hook without crowding the wall around it.

We think it makes a cheerful Father's Day gift for the dad who reaches for the toolbox first and reads the instructions later. It suits the places he spends his time: a workshop wall, the inside of a shed door, a garage or a hallway hook by the back door. The humour is gentle and knowing, the kind of line that gets a laugh from the whole family, and it makes a fond little extra to tuck in beside a bigger present or a handwritten card.

The plaque is made of wood with a smooth finish, and a slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it is ready to hang from a single nail, screw or picture hook. The back is plain black. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and if it picks up workshop grime, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry. Hang it on his shed door while he is out on Father's Day morning and see how long it takes him to notice.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour Black & White
Size 14.1 x 5.9cm
Depth 1.1cm
Weight 0.024kg
Occasion Father's Day
Frequently Asked

How big is the Dad Can't Fix Stupid plaque?

It measures 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter side, and it is just 1.1cm deep, so it is a compact piece for a hook or nail.

What is the plaque made of?

It is made of wood, finished in black with a white spanner face, and the words are printed in black across the front.

How does the plaque hang?

A slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it hangs from a single nail, screw or picture hook.

What exactly does the plaque say?

The word DAD stands in large black letters above the spanner, and CAN'T FIX STUPID is printed across the spanner's handle between two small stars.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

We think so. It is a light-hearted gift for a dad who likes to fix things, and it suits a workshop, shed, garage or hallway wall.

How should I clean the plaque?

Dust it with a soft dry cloth now and then, and if it needs more, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden plaque is cut in the shape of a spanner, with DAD standing tall above it in bold black letters and CAN'T FIX STUPID printed across the handle between two small black stars. The lettering and the spanner's outline are black, and the face of the spanner is white, so the joke is easy to read at a glance. It is a small piece, 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter, and just 1.1cm deep, so it sits neatly on a hook without crowding the wall around it.

    We think it makes a cheerful Father's Day gift for the dad who reaches for the toolbox first and reads the instructions later. It suits the places he spends his time: a workshop wall, the inside of a shed door, a garage or a hallway hook by the back door. The humour is gentle and knowing, the kind of line that gets a laugh from the whole family, and it makes a fond little extra to tuck in beside a bigger present or a handwritten card.

    The plaque is made of wood with a smooth finish, and a slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it is ready to hang from a single nail, screw or picture hook. The back is plain black. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and if it picks up workshop grime, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry. Hang it on his shed door while he is out on Father's Day morning and see how long it takes him to notice.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour Black & White
    Size 14.1 x 5.9cm
    Depth 1.1cm
    Weight 0.024kg
    Occasion Father's Day
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the Dad Can't Fix Stupid plaque?

    It measures 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter side, and it is just 1.1cm deep, so it is a compact piece for a hook or nail.

    What is the plaque made of?

    It is made of wood, finished in black with a white spanner face, and the words are printed in black across the front.

    How does the plaque hang?

    A slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it hangs from a single nail, screw or picture hook.

    What exactly does the plaque say?

    The word DAD stands in large black letters above the spanner, and CAN'T FIX STUPID is printed across the spanner's handle between two small stars.

    Is this a good Father's Day gift?

    We think so. It is a light-hearted gift for a dad who likes to fix things, and it suits a workshop, shed, garage or hallway wall.

    How should I clean the plaque?

    Dust it with a soft dry cloth now and then, and if it needs more, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.