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Textured Swirly Poo Synthetic Rubber Eraser

£195
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Description

This swirly poo eraser is a cheeky little piece of desk humour, made from synthetic rubber and shaped into a coiled brown swirl that rises to a curled tip. Its whole surface carries a fine, pebbled texture, so the joke holds up even at close quarters, and the rich chocolate brown colour finishes it off nicely. It measures 3.7cm long and 3.7cm wide and stands 2.8cm high. It is small enough to sit in the palm of your hand and light enough to forget it is there until someone spots it on the desk.

We like it beside a pot of pencils, where it does a proper job of rubbing out pencil marks while raising a smile from anyone who passes. Its compact size means it drops easily into a pencil case, a bag pocket or an office drawer, so it can travel to the library, the studio or the kitchen table for an evening of crosswords and sketching. It is the kind of small, silly thing that makes a dull bit of admin or a page of notes feel a little lighter, and it makes a funny gift that earns its keep every time a pencil slips.

The swirl sits on a flat base, so it stays put on the desk rather than rolling off the edge. To keep it working well, rub it on a scrap of paper now and then to clean the surface, brush away any crumbs, and store it away from direct heat and strong sunlight, as with any rubber. It comes in a small box with a cut-out window and a smiling swirl printed on the front, so it is ready to hand over just as it is. Slip it into a stationery bundle, tuck it beside a new notebook, or simply leave it on a desk and wait for the laugh.

Specification
Brand Rex London
Material Synthetic rubber
Length 3.7cm
Width 3.7cm
Height 2.8cm
Weight 0.038KG
Warnings Not for children under 3 years of age.
Frequently Asked

How big is the swirly poo eraser?

It measures 3.7cm long and 3.7cm wide and stands 2.8cm high, so it sits comfortably in the palm and fits easily into a pencil case.

What is the eraser made of?

It is made from synthetic rubber, with a fine, pebbled texture across the whole swirl that makes the shape look convincingly cheeky.

Does it actually work as an eraser?

Yes, it is a working eraser for rubbing out pencil marks, so it earns its place on the desk as well as raising a laugh.

What colour is it?

It is a rich chocolate brown all over. Together with the coiled shape and textured surface, the colour completes the joke nicely.

How should I look after it?

Rub it on scrap paper now and then to clean the working surface, brush away any crumbs, and keep it away from direct heat and strong sunlight.

Does it come in a box?

Yes, it comes in a small box with a cut-out window and a smiling swirl printed on the front, ready to give just as it is.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and, for products we deliver abroad, internationally. Products we deliver within the UK only say so on their page.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This swirly poo eraser is a cheeky little piece of desk humour, made from synthetic rubber and shaped into a coiled brown swirl that rises to a curled tip. Its whole surface carries a fine, pebbled texture, so the joke holds up even at close quarters, and the rich chocolate brown colour finishes it off nicely. It measures 3.7cm long and 3.7cm wide and stands 2.8cm high. It is small enough to sit in the palm of your hand and light enough to forget it is there until someone spots it on the desk.

    We like it beside a pot of pencils, where it does a proper job of rubbing out pencil marks while raising a smile from anyone who passes. Its compact size means it drops easily into a pencil case, a bag pocket or an office drawer, so it can travel to the library, the studio or the kitchen table for an evening of crosswords and sketching. It is the kind of small, silly thing that makes a dull bit of admin or a page of notes feel a little lighter, and it makes a funny gift that earns its keep every time a pencil slips.

    The swirl sits on a flat base, so it stays put on the desk rather than rolling off the edge. To keep it working well, rub it on a scrap of paper now and then to clean the surface, brush away any crumbs, and store it away from direct heat and strong sunlight, as with any rubber. It comes in a small box with a cut-out window and a smiling swirl printed on the front, so it is ready to hand over just as it is. Slip it into a stationery bundle, tuck it beside a new notebook, or simply leave it on a desk and wait for the laugh.

    Specification
    Brand Rex London
    Material Synthetic rubber
    Length 3.7cm
    Width 3.7cm
    Height 2.8cm
    Weight 0.038KG
    Warnings Not for children under 3 years of age.
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the swirly poo eraser?

    It measures 3.7cm long and 3.7cm wide and stands 2.8cm high, so it sits comfortably in the palm and fits easily into a pencil case.

    What is the eraser made of?

    It is made from synthetic rubber, with a fine, pebbled texture across the whole swirl that makes the shape look convincingly cheeky.

    Does it actually work as an eraser?

    Yes, it is a working eraser for rubbing out pencil marks, so it earns its place on the desk as well as raising a laugh.

    What colour is it?

    It is a rich chocolate brown all over. Together with the coiled shape and textured surface, the colour completes the joke nicely.

    How should I look after it?

    Rub it on scrap paper now and then to clean the working surface, brush away any crumbs, and keep it away from direct heat and strong sunlight.

    Does it come in a box?

    Yes, it comes in a small box with a cut-out window and a smiling swirl printed on the front, ready to give just as it is.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and, for products we deliver abroad, internationally. Products we deliver within the UK only say so on their page.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.