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Classic Jokes Disguise Glasses with Nose & Moustache

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Description

These disguise glasses from the Classic Jokes range bring one of the oldest gags going straight to the face: chunky round black frames with big clear lenses, bushy black eyebrows across the top, a large flesh-pink nose and a shaggy black moustache beneath it. Slip them on and the whole face changes in one go, which is exactly the fun of it. They measure 13.4cm wide, 15.5cm long and 12cm high, and at just 0.033KG they are featherlight to wear.

We think they belong in every dressing-up box. They are sized to fit most children's heads, so they suit games of spies and detectives, make-believe at home and silly photographs with the family. This is a toy for play and laughter, and it does its job the moment someone walks into the room wearing it. Keep a pair by the door for a surprise entrance, or hand them round the table when the conversation needs livening up. The look is instantly recognisable, so nobody needs the joke explained.

The glasses are plastic, the nose is TPE plastic, and the eyebrows and moustache are polyester, which gives them that properly hairy, slightly unruly look. To keep them at their best, wipe the frames and nose with a damp cloth and let them dry, and gently tease the brows and moustache back into shape with your fingers if they get squashed in a pocket or a toy box. Store them flat between games so the hair stays bushy. They make a cheerful little present on their own, and we find they get passed from face to face long after the wrapping paper has gone.

Specification
Brand Rex London
Material Glasses: plastic; nose: plastic (TPE); eyebrows & moustache: polyester
Length 15.5cm
Width 13.4cm
Height 12cm
Weight 0.033KG
Warnings Warning! Choking hazard; small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Frequently Asked

What are the disguise glasses made of?

The glasses are plastic and the nose is TPE plastic. The bushy eyebrows and moustache are polyester, which gives them a properly hairy finish.

How big are the disguise glasses?

They measure 13.4cm wide, 15.5cm long and 12cm high. They weigh just 0.033KG, so they feel very light to wear.

Will the disguise glasses fit a child?

Yes. They are sized to fit most children's heads, so they suit the dressing-up box and all kinds of make-believe play.

What colour are the glasses, nose and moustache?

The round frames are black with clear lenses. The eyebrows and moustache are black, and the large nose is a flesh-pink shade.

How do I keep the disguise glasses looking good?

Wipe the frames and nose with a damp cloth and let them dry. Gently tease the eyebrows and moustache back into shape with your fingers whenever they get flattened.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and, for products we deliver abroad, internationally. Products we deliver within the UK only say so on their page.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    These disguise glasses from the Classic Jokes range bring one of the oldest gags going straight to the face: chunky round black frames with big clear lenses, bushy black eyebrows across the top, a large flesh-pink nose and a shaggy black moustache beneath it. Slip them on and the whole face changes in one go, which is exactly the fun of it. They measure 13.4cm wide, 15.5cm long and 12cm high, and at just 0.033KG they are featherlight to wear.

    We think they belong in every dressing-up box. They are sized to fit most children's heads, so they suit games of spies and detectives, make-believe at home and silly photographs with the family. This is a toy for play and laughter, and it does its job the moment someone walks into the room wearing it. Keep a pair by the door for a surprise entrance, or hand them round the table when the conversation needs livening up. The look is instantly recognisable, so nobody needs the joke explained.

    The glasses are plastic, the nose is TPE plastic, and the eyebrows and moustache are polyester, which gives them that properly hairy, slightly unruly look. To keep them at their best, wipe the frames and nose with a damp cloth and let them dry, and gently tease the brows and moustache back into shape with your fingers if they get squashed in a pocket or a toy box. Store them flat between games so the hair stays bushy. They make a cheerful little present on their own, and we find they get passed from face to face long after the wrapping paper has gone.

    Specification
    Brand Rex London
    Material Glasses: plastic; nose: plastic (TPE); eyebrows & moustache: polyester
    Length 15.5cm
    Width 13.4cm
    Height 12cm
    Weight 0.033KG
    Warnings Warning! Choking hazard; small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
    Frequently Asked

    What are the disguise glasses made of?

    The glasses are plastic and the nose is TPE plastic. The bushy eyebrows and moustache are polyester, which gives them a properly hairy finish.

    How big are the disguise glasses?

    They measure 13.4cm wide, 15.5cm long and 12cm high. They weigh just 0.033KG, so they feel very light to wear.

    Will the disguise glasses fit a child?

    Yes. They are sized to fit most children's heads, so they suit the dressing-up box and all kinds of make-believe play.

    What colour are the glasses, nose and moustache?

    The round frames are black with clear lenses. The eyebrows and moustache are black, and the large nose is a flesh-pink shade.

    How do I keep the disguise glasses looking good?

    Wipe the frames and nose with a damp cloth and let them dry. Gently tease the eyebrows and moustache back into shape with your fingers whenever they get flattened.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and, for products we deliver abroad, internationally. Products we deliver within the UK only say so on their page.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.