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Smart Ass Grinning Donkey Round Ceramic Coaster - White

£299
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Description

This round ceramic coaster brings a grinning donkey and two cheeky words to the coffee table. The donkey peers in from one side with wide orange eyes, tall pink-lined ears and a tuft of dark hair standing straight up, drawn in a soft, sketchy watercolour style in greys, pinks and browns. Beside him, in a loose handwritten script, are the words "smart ass", printed all in lower case. The design sits on a white ground, so the colours stay gentle and the joke lands quietly. It measures 10.3cm across and 0.6cm deep, a size that sits comfortably under an everyday mug or a tumbler.

It earns its place wherever a drink gets put down: beside the sofa, on a desk, on a bedside table or on the kitchen table at breakfast. At 10.3cm across, it tucks neatly next to a laptop or a pile of books without taking over the surface. The donkey's sideways look does most of the work, so the joke feels playful rather than rude, and it fits happily into a relaxed living room or a home office. It is a light-hearted little present too, an easy extra to tuck in with a card or a bag of good coffee when you want to make someone smile.

The coaster is made of ceramic with the design printed across the top, and the underside has a brown textured backing that sits flat on the table. At 0.6cm deep it is slim enough to slip into a drawer or keep by the kettle. For care, treat it as you would any printed ceramic piece: wipe the top with a damp cloth, dry it straight away and keep the backing dry. To style it, set it beside a plain mug so the donkey gets the attention, or wrap it with a favourite tea for a gift that raises a laugh before the kettle has boiled.

Specification
Material Ceramic
Colour White & multi- coloured
Finish Printed
Height 10.3cm
Width 10.3cm
Depth 0.6cm
Weight 0.098kg
Frequently Asked

How big is this coaster?

It measures 10.3cm across and 0.6cm deep. That is a comfortable size for an everyday mug or a tumbler.

What is the coaster made of?

The coaster is ceramic. The donkey and the words "smart ass" are printed across its white top.

What is on the underside of the coaster?

The underside has a brown textured backing, and the coaster sits flat on a table, desk or shelf.

How should I clean the coaster?

Wipe the printed top with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, keeping the backing dry. Avoid soaking it or using anything abrasive on the print.

What colours are on the coaster?

The ground is white and the donkey is drawn in soft greys, pinks and browns, with the words in a dark handwritten script.

Does this coaster make a good gift?

Yes, it makes a cheerful little present on its own. It can also be tucked in with a card, a bag of coffee or a favourite tea.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This round ceramic coaster brings a grinning donkey and two cheeky words to the coffee table. The donkey peers in from one side with wide orange eyes, tall pink-lined ears and a tuft of dark hair standing straight up, drawn in a soft, sketchy watercolour style in greys, pinks and browns. Beside him, in a loose handwritten script, are the words "smart ass", printed all in lower case. The design sits on a white ground, so the colours stay gentle and the joke lands quietly. It measures 10.3cm across and 0.6cm deep, a size that sits comfortably under an everyday mug or a tumbler.

    It earns its place wherever a drink gets put down: beside the sofa, on a desk, on a bedside table or on the kitchen table at breakfast. At 10.3cm across, it tucks neatly next to a laptop or a pile of books without taking over the surface. The donkey's sideways look does most of the work, so the joke feels playful rather than rude, and it fits happily into a relaxed living room or a home office. It is a light-hearted little present too, an easy extra to tuck in with a card or a bag of good coffee when you want to make someone smile.

    The coaster is made of ceramic with the design printed across the top, and the underside has a brown textured backing that sits flat on the table. At 0.6cm deep it is slim enough to slip into a drawer or keep by the kettle. For care, treat it as you would any printed ceramic piece: wipe the top with a damp cloth, dry it straight away and keep the backing dry. To style it, set it beside a plain mug so the donkey gets the attention, or wrap it with a favourite tea for a gift that raises a laugh before the kettle has boiled.

    Specification
    Material Ceramic
    Colour White & multi- coloured
    Finish Printed
    Height 10.3cm
    Width 10.3cm
    Depth 0.6cm
    Weight 0.098kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is this coaster?

    It measures 10.3cm across and 0.6cm deep. That is a comfortable size for an everyday mug or a tumbler.

    What is the coaster made of?

    The coaster is ceramic. The donkey and the words "smart ass" are printed across its white top.

    What is on the underside of the coaster?

    The underside has a brown textured backing, and the coaster sits flat on a table, desk or shelf.

    How should I clean the coaster?

    Wipe the printed top with a damp cloth and dry it straight away, keeping the backing dry. Avoid soaking it or using anything abrasive on the print.

    What colours are on the coaster?

    The ground is white and the donkey is drawn in soft greys, pinks and browns, with the words in a dark handwritten script.

    Does this coaster make a good gift?

    Yes, it makes a cheerful little present on its own. It can also be tucked in with a card, a bag of coffee or a favourite tea.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.