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Dad Can't Fix Stupid Hand Saw Wooden Plaque - White & Black

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Description

This wooden hand saw plaque puts a cheeky line on the shelf for the dad who reaches for the toolbox before the instructions. Chunky black cut-out letters spell DAD along the top edge, rising above a white saw that runs beneath them, and the blade carries the words CAN'T FIX STUPID in black typewriter-style lettering, finished with a black handle at one end and a row of teeth along the bottom. Together the letters and blade read DAD CAN'T FIX STUPID, a joke any household handyman will recognise. It measures 17.5cm wide, 10cm tall and 2cm deep, a compact size that sits beside frames and keepsakes without crowding them.

We see it as a natural Father's Day gift, the sort of present that gets a laugh when the wrapping comes off and earns a permanent spot. It suits the dad who keeps a full toolbox, fixes the wobbly shelf himself and has opinions about how everyone else does it. Stand it on a workbench, a study shelf, a mantelpiece or the desk at work, where the black and white design looks crisp against wood, paint or brick. At just 10cm tall and 2cm deep, it sits happily on a narrow ledge or windowsill where bigger pieces would not fit.

The plaque is made of wood, cut into the shape of a saw with the letters fixed along its top edge, and it stands upright on its lower edge, so it needs no nails, hooks or holes in the wall. The back is plain white, with the reverse of the letters showing in black. Dust it with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp, as with any wooden piece. Tuck it into a gift bag with a card for Father's Day, or add a bar of his favourite chocolate for a present that says thanks with a grin.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour White & Black
Height 10cm
Width 17.5cm
Depth 2cm
Weight 0.107kg
Occasion Father's Day
Frequently Asked

How big is the Dad Can't Fix Stupid plaque?

It measures 17.5cm wide, 10cm tall and 2cm deep, so it fits neatly on a shelf, desk, windowsill or workbench.

What is the saw plaque made of?

The plaque is made of wood, with a white saw base and black cut-out letters spelling DAD along the top edge.

Does it hang on the wall or stand up?

It stands upright on its lower edge, so it can sit on a shelf, mantelpiece or desk with no fixings needed.

What does the plaque say?

The black letters along the top spell DAD, and the saw blade beneath reads CAN'T FIX STUPID, so together it says DAD CAN'T FIX STUPID.

Is it a good Father's Day gift?

We think so. It is a funny, light-hearted present for the dad who loves DIY, and its compact size makes it easy to wrap.

How do I look after the wooden plaque?

Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp, as you would any wooden piece.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden hand saw plaque puts a cheeky line on the shelf for the dad who reaches for the toolbox before the instructions. Chunky black cut-out letters spell DAD along the top edge, rising above a white saw that runs beneath them, and the blade carries the words CAN'T FIX STUPID in black typewriter-style lettering, finished with a black handle at one end and a row of teeth along the bottom. Together the letters and blade read DAD CAN'T FIX STUPID, a joke any household handyman will recognise. It measures 17.5cm wide, 10cm tall and 2cm deep, a compact size that sits beside frames and keepsakes without crowding them.

    We see it as a natural Father's Day gift, the sort of present that gets a laugh when the wrapping comes off and earns a permanent spot. It suits the dad who keeps a full toolbox, fixes the wobbly shelf himself and has opinions about how everyone else does it. Stand it on a workbench, a study shelf, a mantelpiece or the desk at work, where the black and white design looks crisp against wood, paint or brick. At just 10cm tall and 2cm deep, it sits happily on a narrow ledge or windowsill where bigger pieces would not fit.

    The plaque is made of wood, cut into the shape of a saw with the letters fixed along its top edge, and it stands upright on its lower edge, so it needs no nails, hooks or holes in the wall. The back is plain white, with the reverse of the letters showing in black. Dust it with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp, as with any wooden piece. Tuck it into a gift bag with a card for Father's Day, or add a bar of his favourite chocolate for a present that says thanks with a grin.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour White & Black
    Height 10cm
    Width 17.5cm
    Depth 2cm
    Weight 0.107kg
    Occasion Father's Day
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the Dad Can't Fix Stupid plaque?

    It measures 17.5cm wide, 10cm tall and 2cm deep, so it fits neatly on a shelf, desk, windowsill or workbench.

    What is the saw plaque made of?

    The plaque is made of wood, with a white saw base and black cut-out letters spelling DAD along the top edge.

    Does it hang on the wall or stand up?

    It stands upright on its lower edge, so it can sit on a shelf, mantelpiece or desk with no fixings needed.

    What does the plaque say?

    The black letters along the top spell DAD, and the saw blade beneath reads CAN'T FIX STUPID, so together it says DAD CAN'T FIX STUPID.

    Is it a good Father's Day gift?

    We think so. It is a funny, light-hearted present for the dad who loves DIY, and its compact size makes it easy to wrap.

    How do I look after the wooden plaque?

    Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp, as you would any wooden piece.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.