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"Such a Smart Ass" Donkey Standing Wooden Plaque - Blue

£499
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Description

This wooden standing plaque puts a grinning donkey on your shelf, with four cheeky words printed across its base: "such a smart ass". The donkey is cut to its own outline, from the tips of its tall, pink-lined ears to the tuft of dark hair between them, and the sketchy hand-drawn style illustration gives it wide eyes, a pink nose and a broad, sheepish smile. Under the figure, a white block base carries a blue panel with the words in a relaxed handwritten script. The plaque is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, small enough to tuck between books.

Because it is freestanding, it needs no wall, no nails and no hook: set it on a bookshelf, a desk, a windowsill or a mantelpiece and it stands on its own base. It suits a home office where a little humour helps the day along, a kitchen shelf or a hallway table where visitors will spot it on the way in. The blue panel brings a fresh note of colour against white, wood or grey. As a gift, it is a lighthearted way to tell someone you appreciate their quick wit, and the joke needs no explanation.

The donkey figure is a single flat piece of wood, printed on the front and plain white on the back, and it slots into a groove along the top of the base so it stands upright. The base is a white block with the blue printed panel set on its front face. To keep it looking fresh, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces. For gifting, it needs little more than tissue paper and a card; on a shelf of your own, set it at eye level, where that knowing grin can greet you each morning.

Specification
Material Wood
Colour Blue
Height 15cm
Width 8cm
Depth 2.2cm
Weight 0.071kg
Frequently Asked

How big is the donkey plaque?

It is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, a compact size that sits easily on a shelf, desk or windowsill.

What is the plaque made of?

It is made of wood, with a flat donkey cut-out slotted into a white block base that carries a blue panel.

Does it need to hang on a wall?

No, it is a standing plaque. The donkey sits in a groove in its base, so it stands on any flat surface with no hook or nail.

What does the plaque say?

The blue panel on the base reads "such a smart ass" in a relaxed handwritten script, under the grinning cartoon donkey.

What colours is it?

The base and the back are white, the donkey is printed in soft greys with pink ears and nose, and the panel is blue.

How do I look after it?

Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This wooden standing plaque puts a grinning donkey on your shelf, with four cheeky words printed across its base: "such a smart ass". The donkey is cut to its own outline, from the tips of its tall, pink-lined ears to the tuft of dark hair between them, and the sketchy hand-drawn style illustration gives it wide eyes, a pink nose and a broad, sheepish smile. Under the figure, a white block base carries a blue panel with the words in a relaxed handwritten script. The plaque is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, small enough to tuck between books.

    Because it is freestanding, it needs no wall, no nails and no hook: set it on a bookshelf, a desk, a windowsill or a mantelpiece and it stands on its own base. It suits a home office where a little humour helps the day along, a kitchen shelf or a hallway table where visitors will spot it on the way in. The blue panel brings a fresh note of colour against white, wood or grey. As a gift, it is a lighthearted way to tell someone you appreciate their quick wit, and the joke needs no explanation.

    The donkey figure is a single flat piece of wood, printed on the front and plain white on the back, and it slots into a groove along the top of the base so it stands upright. The base is a white block with the blue printed panel set on its front face. To keep it looking fresh, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces. For gifting, it needs little more than tissue paper and a card; on a shelf of your own, set it at eye level, where that knowing grin can greet you each morning.

    Specification
    Material Wood
    Colour Blue
    Height 15cm
    Width 8cm
    Depth 2.2cm
    Weight 0.071kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the donkey plaque?

    It is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, a compact size that sits easily on a shelf, desk or windowsill.

    What is the plaque made of?

    It is made of wood, with a flat donkey cut-out slotted into a white block base that carries a blue panel.

    Does it need to hang on a wall?

    No, it is a standing plaque. The donkey sits in a groove in its base, so it stands on any flat surface with no hook or nail.

    What does the plaque say?

    The blue panel on the base reads "such a smart ass" in a relaxed handwritten script, under the grinning cartoon donkey.

    What colours is it?

    The base and the back are white, the donkey is printed in soft greys with pink ears and nose, and the panel is blue.

    How do I look after it?

    Dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.