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Sorry You Got Old Slogan Round Matt Ceramic Coaster - White

£399
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Description

This round ceramic coaster carries one blunt line in bold black capitals: SORRY YOU GOT OLD. The words sit large across a clean matt white face, so the joke lands at a glance from the other side of the table, and the full stop at the end gives it the deadpan delivery it needs. It measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably, while the slim profile lets it slip into a drawer when it is not in use. We like the contrast here: plain white ceramic, a simple round shape, and a message that is anything but polite.

Put it on a desk and it becomes the first thing anyone reads when they stop by with a question. On a coffee table it gives guests something to smile at before the conversation gets going, and beside the bed it holds a glass of water and a little self-mockery for the morning. It suits a kitchen worktop, a home office or a reading corner equally well, because the black and white look sits happily with most colour schemes. It is a good fit for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and for anyone who has started making a small noise every time they sit down.

The coaster is ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out against the white face. Care is simple: wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it before setting your next drink down, and as general good practice avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side. At just half a centimetre deep it fits neatly into a gift bag or alongside a card, and it takes up almost no room once it is home. Give it on its own for a quick laugh, or keep it for yourself and let your mug do the talking.

Specification
Material Ceramic
Colour White
Finish Matt
Diameter 10cm
Depth 0.5cm
Weight 0.094kg
Frequently Asked

How big is the coaster?

It measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably with room to spare.

What is the coaster made from?

It is made from ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out clearly against the white face.

What does the coaster say?

It reads SORRY YOU GOT OLD. in bold black capitals across the white face, with the full stop included for extra deadpan effect.

How do I clean it?

Wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it afterwards. As general good practice, avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side.

Does it make a good gift?

We think so. It is a small, cheerful gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and it slips easily into a gift bag beside a card.

What colour is the coaster?

The coaster is white with a matt finish and the wording is in black, a plain look that sits happily with most rooms and colour schemes.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This round ceramic coaster carries one blunt line in bold black capitals: SORRY YOU GOT OLD. The words sit large across a clean matt white face, so the joke lands at a glance from the other side of the table, and the full stop at the end gives it the deadpan delivery it needs. It measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably, while the slim profile lets it slip into a drawer when it is not in use. We like the contrast here: plain white ceramic, a simple round shape, and a message that is anything but polite.

    Put it on a desk and it becomes the first thing anyone reads when they stop by with a question. On a coffee table it gives guests something to smile at before the conversation gets going, and beside the bed it holds a glass of water and a little self-mockery for the morning. It suits a kitchen worktop, a home office or a reading corner equally well, because the black and white look sits happily with most colour schemes. It is a good fit for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and for anyone who has started making a small noise every time they sit down.

    The coaster is ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out against the white face. Care is simple: wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it before setting your next drink down, and as general good practice avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side. At just half a centimetre deep it fits neatly into a gift bag or alongside a card, and it takes up almost no room once it is home. Give it on its own for a quick laugh, or keep it for yourself and let your mug do the talking.

    Specification
    Material Ceramic
    Colour White
    Finish Matt
    Diameter 10cm
    Depth 0.5cm
    Weight 0.094kg
    Frequently Asked

    How big is the coaster?

    It measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably with room to spare.

    What is the coaster made from?

    It is made from ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out clearly against the white face.

    What does the coaster say?

    It reads SORRY YOU GOT OLD. in bold black capitals across the white face, with the full stop included for extra deadpan effect.

    How do I clean it?

    Wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it afterwards. As general good practice, avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side.

    Does it make a good gift?

    We think so. It is a small, cheerful gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and it slips easily into a gift bag beside a card.

    What colour is the coaster?

    The coaster is white with a matt finish and the wording is in black, a plain look that sits happily with most rooms and colour schemes.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.