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Festive As F Square Matt Ceramic Christmas Coaster - Pink

£299
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Description

This square ceramic coaster brings a cheeky bit of honesty to the Christmas table. Its bright pink face carries the slogan Festive As F in bold, hand-lettered capitals, and we should say plainly that the final word is printed in full, swear word and all. The lettering is a soft sky blue that stands out cleanly against the pink and keeps the joke easy to read from across the room. The coaster is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, so it sits low and flat under a mug or glass, and its matt surface keeps the colour soft rather than glossy.

It earns its place through the festive season wherever the grown-ups gather: under a mug of mulled wine on the coffee table, a glass of fizz beside the sofa, or the last coffee at the desk before the Christmas break. The language makes it one for adult company rather than a table with young children around, and among grown-ups it raises a smile every time it comes out. As a Christmas gift it is small and easy to wrap, so it works well as a Secret Santa present, a stocking filler or a little extra tucked in with a bottle for a Christmas party.

The coaster is made of ceramic, with the slogan sitting on its matt pink face and a slim, flat shape that tucks neatly into a drawer when the decorations come down, ready to come out again next December. To keep it looking its best, wipe it over with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, and skip scouring pads, which can dull a matt finish and wear at the lettering. Set it under the first drink of Christmas Eve, or wrap it with a box of mince pies for a gift that gets a laugh before it is even used.

Specification
Material Ceramic
Colour Pink
Finish Matt
Size 10 x 10cm
Depth 0.5cm
Weight 0.114kg
Occasion Christmas
Frequently Asked

How big is this coaster?

It is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, a flat, low profile sized to sit under an everyday mug, cup or glass.

Is the swear word spelled out in full on the coaster?

Yes. The slogan is printed in full in soft blue capitals, so it is best kept for adult company rather than a family table with young children.

What is the coaster made of?

It is made of ceramic with a matt pink face, which gives the colour a soft, chalky look rather than a shiny glaze.

What colour is it?

The coaster is a bright pink, and the slogan is printed in a pale sky blue that stands out clearly against it.

How should I clean it?

As good practice for a matt ceramic surface, wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, avoiding scouring pads that could dull the finish.

Does it make a good Christmas gift?

It makes a fun Christmas gift for grown-ups, and its small, flat size makes it an easy Secret Santa present or stocking filler to wrap.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This square ceramic coaster brings a cheeky bit of honesty to the Christmas table. Its bright pink face carries the slogan Festive As F in bold, hand-lettered capitals, and we should say plainly that the final word is printed in full, swear word and all. The lettering is a soft sky blue that stands out cleanly against the pink and keeps the joke easy to read from across the room. The coaster is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, so it sits low and flat under a mug or glass, and its matt surface keeps the colour soft rather than glossy.

    It earns its place through the festive season wherever the grown-ups gather: under a mug of mulled wine on the coffee table, a glass of fizz beside the sofa, or the last coffee at the desk before the Christmas break. The language makes it one for adult company rather than a table with young children around, and among grown-ups it raises a smile every time it comes out. As a Christmas gift it is small and easy to wrap, so it works well as a Secret Santa present, a stocking filler or a little extra tucked in with a bottle for a Christmas party.

    The coaster is made of ceramic, with the slogan sitting on its matt pink face and a slim, flat shape that tucks neatly into a drawer when the decorations come down, ready to come out again next December. To keep it looking its best, wipe it over with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, and skip scouring pads, which can dull a matt finish and wear at the lettering. Set it under the first drink of Christmas Eve, or wrap it with a box of mince pies for a gift that gets a laugh before it is even used.

    Specification
    Material Ceramic
    Colour Pink
    Finish Matt
    Size 10 x 10cm
    Depth 0.5cm
    Weight 0.114kg
    Occasion Christmas
    Frequently Asked

    How big is this coaster?

    It is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, a flat, low profile sized to sit under an everyday mug, cup or glass.

    Is the swear word spelled out in full on the coaster?

    Yes. The slogan is printed in full in soft blue capitals, so it is best kept for adult company rather than a family table with young children.

    What is the coaster made of?

    It is made of ceramic with a matt pink face, which gives the colour a soft, chalky look rather than a shiny glaze.

    What colour is it?

    The coaster is a bright pink, and the slogan is printed in a pale sky blue that stands out clearly against it.

    How should I clean it?

    As good practice for a matt ceramic surface, wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, avoiding scouring pads that could dull the finish.

    Does it make a good Christmas gift?

    It makes a fun Christmas gift for grown-ups, and its small, flat size makes it an easy Secret Santa present or stocking filler to wrap.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.