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Fa La La F La Square Ceramic Coaster - Pink

£299
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Description

This square ceramic coaster gives the old carol chorus a sweary twist. Across its soft pink face, in chunky pale lettering stacked over three lines, it reads "FA LA LA FUCKING LA", so the joke lands halfway through the tune. The pink has a matt finish, which keeps the lettering clear and easy to read from across the room. It measures 10cm across each way and 0.5cm thick, a tidy size that sits neatly under a mug of tea or a glass of something festive.

We think it belongs wherever drinks gather over Christmas: the coffee table on a lazy afternoon, the desk where the third cup of the day goes down, or the kitchen table when the festive drinks come out. It makes a cheeky Christmas gift for anyone who would rather swear at the season than sing about it, and it tucks easily into a stocking or a small parcel alongside a bottle or a box of chocolates. Because the wording is strong, it suits a grown-up's desk or a drinks table better than the family breakfast table, so it is worth a thought before you hand it to someone who likes their carols clean.

The coaster is made from ceramic, with a matt pink face and a flat square shape that sits steady on a table or desk. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, which is good everyday practice for ceramic. Use it on its own beside the laptop, or wrap it with a favourite mug for a Christmas present that gets a laugh before the first sip.

Specification
Material Ceramic
Colour Pink
Finish Matt
Size 10 x 10cm
Depth 0.5cm
Weight 0.114kg
Occasion Christmas
Frequently Asked

What does the coaster say?

It reads "FA LA LA FUCKING LA" in chunky pale lettering over three lines on a pink face, so the swear word is plain to see.

How big is the coaster?

It is a square 10cm across each way and 0.5cm thick, which gives a mug or a glass room to sit on top.

What is the coaster made from?

The coaster is made from ceramic, finished in a matt pink with pale lettering across the front face.

Would it make a good Christmas gift?

Yes, it is a cheeky Christmas gift for anyone with a sweary sense of humour, and it is small enough to tuck into a stocking.

How should I clean the coaster?

Wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, which is good everyday practice for ceramic pieces like this one.

Shipping & Returns

Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.

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    Description

    This square ceramic coaster gives the old carol chorus a sweary twist. Across its soft pink face, in chunky pale lettering stacked over three lines, it reads "FA LA LA FUCKING LA", so the joke lands halfway through the tune. The pink has a matt finish, which keeps the lettering clear and easy to read from across the room. It measures 10cm across each way and 0.5cm thick, a tidy size that sits neatly under a mug of tea or a glass of something festive.

    We think it belongs wherever drinks gather over Christmas: the coffee table on a lazy afternoon, the desk where the third cup of the day goes down, or the kitchen table when the festive drinks come out. It makes a cheeky Christmas gift for anyone who would rather swear at the season than sing about it, and it tucks easily into a stocking or a small parcel alongside a bottle or a box of chocolates. Because the wording is strong, it suits a grown-up's desk or a drinks table better than the family breakfast table, so it is worth a thought before you hand it to someone who likes their carols clean.

    The coaster is made from ceramic, with a matt pink face and a flat square shape that sits steady on a table or desk. To keep it looking its best, wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, which is good everyday practice for ceramic. Use it on its own beside the laptop, or wrap it with a favourite mug for a Christmas present that gets a laugh before the first sip.

    Specification
    Material Ceramic
    Colour Pink
    Finish Matt
    Size 10 x 10cm
    Depth 0.5cm
    Weight 0.114kg
    Occasion Christmas
    Frequently Asked

    What does the coaster say?

    It reads "FA LA LA FUCKING LA" in chunky pale lettering over three lines on a pink face, so the swear word is plain to see.

    How big is the coaster?

    It is a square 10cm across each way and 0.5cm thick, which gives a mug or a glass room to sit on top.

    What is the coaster made from?

    The coaster is made from ceramic, finished in a matt pink with pale lettering across the front face.

    Would it make a good Christmas gift?

    Yes, it is a cheeky Christmas gift for anyone with a sweary sense of humour, and it is small enough to tuck into a stocking.

    How should I clean the coaster?

    Wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, which is good everyday practice for ceramic pieces like this one.

    Shipping & Returns

    Delivery UK delivery is £14.99, and delivery is free on all orders of £99 or more, in the UK and internationally.

    Returns If you change your mind, you have 14 days from delivery to tell us, and a further 14 days to send the goods back. Return postage for a change-of-mind return is paid by you. Change-of-mind returns are subject to an inspection and handling deduction. See our full returns policy.

    To arrange a return, call us on 020 8149 5199 or use our contact page.