{"product_id":"there-is-no-f-in-swearing-rectangular-metal-plaque-silver","title":"There Is No F in Swearing Rectangular Metal Plaque - Silver","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rectangular metal plaque carries a cheeky bit of wordplay, spelled out in bold raised capitals: THERE IS NO F IN SWEARING. The letters and the border are polished to a bright silver shine and sit against a black ground, so the message reads clearly from across a room. Each end finishes in a small rounded tab with a fixing hole, giving it the look of an old-fashioned door or workshop sign. It measures 18.9cm across, 4.8cm high and 0.7cm deep, a neat size that fits on a door, above a workbench or beside a light switch without taking over the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is a natural fit for the places where the odd word slips out: a garage, a workshop, a home bar, a games room or the study door of someone who has heard the joke before and still laughs. Being so slim, it also works on a kitchen cupboard or pantry door where a larger sign would feel crowded. As a gift, it suits dads with a dry sense of humour and makes a fun Father's Day present that takes up very little wall space. It is a good choice for a new home too, a small first sign for anyone who has just got the keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front is polished to a bright silver, with the black ground filling the space around the letters, while the back is left flat and plain in a soft matt grey so it sits snugly against the surface. To put it up, fix a small screw through the hole in each end tab; on plasterboard, a wall plug for each screw holds it firm. Care is simple: dust it with a soft dry cloth, or wipe it with a damp cloth and dry it to keep the shine bright. Hang it at eye level by the door so every visitor reads it on the way in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMetal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSilver\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFinish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShiny\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.9 x 4.8cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.7cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.108kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOccasion\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFather's Day, New Home\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 18.9cm across, 4.8cm high and 0.7cm deep, small enough for a door or a narrow strip of wall beside a frame or switch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the plaque say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads THERE IS NO F IN SWEARING in bold raised capitals across two lines, a play on words that always raises a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I put it up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a fixing hole in the rounded tab at each end, so it fixes flat to a wall or door with two small screws, using wall plugs on plasterboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of and what colour is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of metal, with a shiny silver finish on the letters and border set against a black ground so the words stand out clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWould it make a good gift for my dad?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, it is a fun Father's Day gift for dads who enjoy a cheeky joke, and it suits a garage, workshop or home bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I look after it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust it with a soft dry cloth, or wipe it gently with a damp cloth and dry it afterwards to keep the silver shine bright.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harvey Makin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53460845854987,"sku":"HM2591","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/hm2591_01.jpg?v=1792268654","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/there-is-no-f-in-swearing-rectangular-metal-plaque-silver","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}