{"product_id":"such-a-smart-ass-donkey-standing-wooden-plaque-blue","title":"\"Such a Smart Ass\" Donkey Standing Wooden Plaque - Blue","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis wooden standing plaque puts a grinning donkey on your shelf, with four cheeky words printed across its base: \"such a smart ass\". The donkey is cut to its own outline, from the tips of its tall, pink-lined ears to the tuft of dark hair between them, and the sketchy hand-drawn style illustration gives it wide eyes, a pink nose and a broad, sheepish smile. Under the figure, a white block base carries a blue panel with the words in a relaxed handwritten script. The plaque is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, small enough to tuck between books.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause it is freestanding, it needs no wall, no nails and no hook: set it on a bookshelf, a desk, a windowsill or a mantelpiece and it stands on its own base. It suits a home office where a little humour helps the day along, a kitchen shelf or a hallway table where visitors will spot it on the way in. The blue panel brings a fresh note of colour against white, wood or grey. As a gift, it is a lighthearted way to tell someone you appreciate their quick wit, and the joke needs no explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe donkey figure is a single flat piece of wood, printed on the front and plain white on the back, and it slots into a groove along the top of the base so it stands upright. The base is a white block with the blue printed panel set on its front face. To keep it looking fresh, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces. For gifting, it needs little more than tissue paper and a card; on a shelf of your own, set it at eye level, where that knowing grin can greet you each morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlue\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.2cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.071kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the donkey plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is 15cm tall, 8cm wide and 2.2cm deep, a compact size that sits easily on a shelf, desk or windowsill.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the plaque made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of wood, with a flat donkey cut-out slotted into a white block base that carries a blue panel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it need to hang on a wall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, it is a standing plaque. The donkey sits in a groove in its base, so it stands on any flat surface with no hook or nail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the plaque say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe blue panel on the base reads \"such a smart ass\" in a relaxed handwritten script, under the grinning cartoon donkey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colours is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe base and the back are white, the donkey is printed in soft greys with pink ears and nose, and the panel is blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I look after it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep water and cleaning sprays away from the printed surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Country Living","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53443968762123,"sku":"CL1554","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/cl1554_01.jpg?v=1791899893","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/such-a-smart-ass-donkey-standing-wooden-plaque-blue","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}