{"product_id":"sorry-you-got-old-slogan-round-matt-ceramic-coaster-white","title":"Sorry You Got Old Slogan Round Matt Ceramic Coaster - White","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis round ceramic coaster carries one blunt line in bold black capitals: SORRY YOU GOT OLD. The words sit large across a clean matt white face, so the joke lands at a glance from the other side of the table, and the full stop at the end gives it the deadpan delivery it needs. It measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably, while the slim profile lets it slip into a drawer when it is not in use. We like the contrast here: plain white ceramic, a simple round shape, and a message that is anything but polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut it on a desk and it becomes the first thing anyone reads when they stop by with a question. On a coffee table it gives guests something to smile at before the conversation gets going, and beside the bed it holds a glass of water and a little self-mockery for the morning. It suits a kitchen worktop, a home office or a reading corner equally well, because the black and white look sits happily with most colour schemes. It is a good fit for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and for anyone who has started making a small noise every time they sit down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe coaster is ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out against the white face. Care is simple: wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it before setting your next drink down, and as general good practice avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side. At just half a centimetre deep it fits neatly into a gift bag or alongside a card, and it takes up almost no room once it is home. Give it on its own for a quick laugh, or keep it for yourself and let your mug do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCeramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhite\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFinish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMatt\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiameter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.094kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the coaster?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 10cm across and 0.5cm deep, so an everyday mug or a short tumbler sits on it comfortably with room to spare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the coaster made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made from ceramic with a matt finish, and the bold black lettering stands out clearly against the white face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the coaster say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads SORRY YOU GOT OLD. in bold black capitals across the white face, with the full stop included for extra deadpan effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it afterwards. As general good practice, avoid scourers or abrasive cleaners on the lettered side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe think so. It is a small, cheerful gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour, and it slips easily into a gift bag beside a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colour is the coaster?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe coaster is white with a matt finish and the wording is in black, a plain look that sits happily with most rooms and colour schemes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Now or Never Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53444143022347,"sku":"WD125","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/wd125_01.jpg?v=1791902951","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/sorry-you-got-old-slogan-round-matt-ceramic-coaster-white","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}