{"product_id":"smart-ass-sitting-donkey-resin-figurine-10cm-grey-and-green","title":"Smart Ass Sitting Donkey Resin Figurine 10cm - Grey \u0026 Green","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis resin figurine shows a grinning grey donkey sitting back on a round patch of grass, his long ears pricked up and his wide eyes rolled to one side as if he has just said something clever. Around the orange rim of the base, the words \"smart ass\" run in black script lettering, and that caption is the whole joke. He has a pale cream belly and inner ears, a black mane down the back of his neck, dark hooves and a black tip to his tail, with a bright green bush tucked in behind him. He stands 10cm tall, 8cm wide and 8cm deep, small enough to sit almost anywhere without crowding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt that size he suits a bookshelf, a windowsill, a desk or the end of a mantelpiece, anywhere a little cheek is welcome. He is at home in a study or a home office, where he can keep a knowing eye on whoever is working. As a gift he does the talking for you: the caption is a fond poke at someone who always has an answer, and a donkey with that look on his face says it with a grin rather than a sting. The wording is cheeky rather than polite, so we would keep him for someone who will take it in good humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is made from resin, with a textured grass top to the base. The flat round base lets him stand on any level surface, so he needs no wall and no fixing. To keep him looking his best, dust him with a soft dry cloth, or wipe gently with a barely damp cloth, and set him back from the edge of a shelf where he will not be knocked. Wrap him in tissue and he makes a small, funny gift that needs no card to explain itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eResin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGrey \u0026amp; Green\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.175kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the donkey figurine?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe stands 10cm tall, 8cm wide and 8cm deep, so he fits easily on a bookshelf, windowsill or desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the figurine made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe figurine is made from resin. The round base has a textured grass top and an orange rim around its edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the writing on the base say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe words \"smart ass\" are written in black lower-case script around the orange rim at the front of the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it need fixing to a wall or shelf?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. He sits on a flat round base that stands on any level surface, so he needs no wall, hook or fixing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I clean the figurine?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust him with a soft dry cloth, or wipe gently with a barely damp cloth, and dry him straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. He makes a small, funny gift for someone with a good sense of humour, though the cheeky caption suits someone who will laugh at it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Country Living","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53462028222731,"sku":"CL1589","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/cl1589_01.jpg?v=1792335545","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/smart-ass-sitting-donkey-resin-figurine-10cm-grey-and-green","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}