{"product_id":"smart-ass-donkey-wooden-plaque-with-hanging-cord-brown","title":"Smart Ass Donkey Wooden Plaque with Hanging Cord - Brown","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis wooden donkey plaque brings a grin to the wall with a cheeky pun, the words \"such a smart ass\" written beside a grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears and a tuft of dark hair standing up between them. The illustration has a soft, watercolour look, and the donkey peers out with wide eyes and a broad, slightly sheepish smile. The design sits on an off-white panel with a faint weathered wood-grain finish, set inside a raised brown wooden border that gives the plaque the look of a shallow box frame. It measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause the joke is a gentle one, the plaque settles happily into a kitchen, a hallway, a sitting room or a home office, anywhere a passing glance deserves a smile. At 19cm wide it fits beside a coat hook, between two doorways or above a desk without crowding the space, and its natural wood border sits comfortably alongside rustic and farmhouse pieces. The farmyard character suits a country kitchen especially well, with a wink rather than a rooster. It also makes a fun little gift, the kind of present that gets read out loud the moment the wrapping comes off and then hung up straight away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plaque hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook or nail is all it needs, and the plain brown back sits flat against the wall. The raised wooden border gives the panel a little depth and a soft shadow line. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and hang it away from damp and strong direct sunlight so the wood and the print stay fresh. Place it at eye level by the back door, or tuck it into a gift bag with a card that lets the joke speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBrown\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.221kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the donkey plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 21cm tall, 19cm wide and 2cm deep, a compact size that suits a hallway, kitchen or home office wall without crowding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the plaque hang?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt hangs from a twisted tan cord fixed at the two top corners, so a single hook, nail or picture pin is all you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the plaque made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of wood, with a raised brown wooden border around an off-white printed panel that has a faint weathered wood-grain look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the plaque say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads \"such a smart ass\" in a relaxed handwritten-style script, set beside a grinning grey donkey with tall pink-lined ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I look after it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust it gently with a soft dry cloth now and then, and hang it indoors away from damp and strong direct sunlight to keep the wood and print looking fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWould it make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe think so. The cheeky pun and the friendly donkey make it a fun little present that is easy to wrap and ready to hang.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Country Living","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53458971623691,"sku":"CL1544","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/cl1544_01.jpg?v=1792257022","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/smart-ass-donkey-wooden-plaque-with-hanging-cord-brown","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}