{"product_id":"festive-as-f-square-matt-ceramic-christmas-coaster-pink","title":"Festive As F Square Matt Ceramic Christmas Coaster - Pink","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis square ceramic coaster brings a cheeky bit of honesty to the Christmas table. Its bright pink face carries the slogan Festive As F in bold, hand-lettered capitals, and we should say plainly that the final word is printed in full, swear word and all. The lettering is a soft sky blue that stands out cleanly against the pink and keeps the joke easy to read from across the room. The coaster is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, so it sits low and flat under a mug or glass, and its matt surface keeps the colour soft rather than glossy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt earns its place through the festive season wherever the grown-ups gather: under a mug of mulled wine on the coffee table, a glass of fizz beside the sofa, or the last coffee at the desk before the Christmas break. The language makes it one for adult company rather than a table with young children around, and among grown-ups it raises a smile every time it comes out. As a Christmas gift it is small and easy to wrap, so it works well as a Secret Santa present, a stocking filler or a little extra tucked in with a bottle for a Christmas party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe coaster is made of ceramic, with the slogan sitting on its matt pink face and a slim, flat shape that tucks neatly into a drawer when the decorations come down, ready to come out again next December. To keep it looking its best, wipe it over with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, and skip scouring pads, which can dull a matt finish and wear at the lettering. Set it under the first drink of Christmas Eve, or wrap it with a box of mince pies for a gift that gets a laugh before it is even used.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCeramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePink\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFinish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMatt\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 x 10cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.114kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOccasion\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChristmas\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is this coaster?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is 10cm square and 0.5cm thick, a flat, low profile sized to sit under an everyday mug, cup or glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the swear word spelled out in full on the coaster?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The slogan is printed in full in soft blue capitals, so it is best kept for adult company rather than a family table with young children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the coaster made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of ceramic with a matt pink face, which gives the colour a soft, chalky look rather than a shiny glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colour is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe coaster is a bright pink, and the slogan is printed in a pale sky blue that stands out clearly against it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I clean it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs good practice for a matt ceramic surface, wipe it with a soft damp cloth and dry it straight away, avoiding scouring pads that could dull the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it make a good Christmas gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt makes a fun Christmas gift for grown-ups, and its small, flat size makes it an easy Secret Santa present or stocking filler to wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Seasonal Gift Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53460976730379,"sku":"XM11625","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/xm11625_01.jpg?v=1792288056","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/festive-as-f-square-matt-ceramic-christmas-coaster-pink","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}