{"product_id":"dad-cant-fix-stupid-spanner-wooden-plaque-black-and-white","title":"Dad Can't Fix Stupid Spanner Wooden Plaque - Black \u0026 White","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis wooden plaque is cut in the shape of a spanner, with DAD standing tall above it in bold black letters and CAN'T FIX STUPID printed across the handle between two small black stars. The lettering and the spanner's outline are black, and the face of the spanner is white, so the joke is easy to read at a glance. It is a small piece, 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter, and just 1.1cm deep, so it sits neatly on a hook without crowding the wall around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe think it makes a cheerful Father's Day gift for the dad who reaches for the toolbox first and reads the instructions later. It suits the places he spends his time: a workshop wall, the inside of a shed door, a garage or a hallway hook by the back door. The humour is gentle and knowing, the kind of line that gets a laugh from the whole family, and it makes a fond little extra to tuck in beside a bigger present or a handwritten card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plaque is made of wood with a smooth finish, and a slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it is ready to hang from a single nail, screw or picture hook. The back is plain black. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and if it picks up workshop grime, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry. Hang it on his shed door while he is out on Father's Day morning and see how long it takes him to notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack \u0026amp; White\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.1 x 5.9cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1.1cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.024kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOccasion\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Dad Can't Fix Stupid plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 14.1cm along its longer side and 5.9cm along its shorter side, and it is just 1.1cm deep, so it is a compact piece for a hook or nail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the plaque made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of wood, finished in black with a white spanner face, and the words are printed in black across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the plaque hang?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA slim black cord is clipped to the back at each end of the spanner, so it hangs from a single nail, screw or picture hook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat exactly does the plaque say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe word DAD stands in large black letters above the spanner, and CAN'T FIX STUPID is printed across the spanner's handle between two small stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Father's Day gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe think so. It is a light-hearted gift for a dad who likes to fix things, and it suits a workshop, shed, garage or hallway wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I clean the plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust it with a soft dry cloth now and then, and if it needs more, wipe it gently with a barely damp cloth and let it dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Celebrations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53460963164427,"sku":"WC123","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/wc123_01.jpg?v=1792285664","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/dad-cant-fix-stupid-spanner-wooden-plaque-black-and-white","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}