{"product_id":"absofuckinglutely-sign-rectangular-wooden-wall-plaque-black","title":"Absofuckinglutely Sign Rectangular Wooden Wall Plaque - Black","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis wooden wall plaque gets straight to the point with one word, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, spelled out in bold capitals across a black face. Each cream letter carries a deep red block shadow, so the word seems to lift off the background and reads clearly from across the room. The lettering sits on a recessed centre panel inside a raised edge, a thin pale line traces the border, and the shaped, rounded ends give it the look of a traditional sign. It measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIts long, slim shape fits where a framed print would not: above a doorway, along a picture ledge, over a desk or across the top of a bookcase. Hung on the wall it makes a neat, low line that is easy to place, and propped on a shelf or mantelpiece against the wall it sits happily where everyone will see it. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's room. For anyone who answers every question with an emphatic yes, it makes a cheeky gift that is sure to raise a laugh when it is unwrapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plaque is made of wood and finished in black, front and back. A sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook with no cord to fuss over, and the teeth let you nudge it level once it is up. At just 2cm deep it sits close to the wall. To keep it looking its best, dust it now and then with a soft dry cloth and keep it away from damp. For the biggest reaction, hang it where visitors will spot it the moment they walk in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ctable class=\"spec_table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDepth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.222kg\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch5\u003eFrequently Asked\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is this wall plaque?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 47.5cm wide, 7.5cm high and 2cm deep, a long, slim shape that suits a narrow stretch of wall above a door or desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the plaque hang on the wall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sawtooth hanger is fixed along the top edge of the back, so it hangs from a nail or picture hook, and you can nudge it level once it is up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it sit on a shelf instead of hanging?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, it can be propped upright on a shelf, mantelpiece or picture ledge with its back resting against the wall behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the plaque made of and what colour is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of wood and finished in black, with cream lettering, a deep red block shadow behind each letter and a thin pale border line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat exactly does the sign say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY in bold capitals. The language is strong, so we suggest it for grown-up spaces rather than a child's bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I look after it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDust it now and then with a soft dry cloth, and keep it indoors away from damp so the wood and lettering stay looking their best.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Feel Good Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53463030595851,"sku":"SN123","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/8993\/3835\/files\/sn123_01.jpg?v=1792363926","url":"https:\/\/niori.co.uk\/products\/absofuckinglutely-sign-rectangular-wooden-wall-plaque-black","provider":"Niori","version":"1.0","type":"link"}